Toddler Conversations

This was an actual conversation with this toddler on the way home from school today.

Mom (Me): Pee-eww! A skunk!

Charlie: What?
M: Somone hit a skunk, and it smells
C: Why?
M: Because a skunk walked into the road and a car was probably going to fast and hit the skunk.
C: Why?
M: Because that is what happens when humans build roads through the skunk's home.
C: Pee-eww! Pee-Pee! Poo-Poo!
M: No Potty Talk!
C: Why? I wanna potty talk.
M: Because I said so, and I'm the boss-man.
C: You're not a man, Daddy is a man. You're a girl.
M: Fine. I'm the boss woman.
C: No, YOU'RE A GIRL, you have boobies.
M: Why do you have to be such a know-it-all?
C: Because I'm a MAN!

whatever.