Ho Ho Ho, My Ass

When I was younger my dad had a button that said "Ho Ho Ho, My Ass." And I couldn't understand why anyone would ever dislike Christmas. This is my 8th straight Christmas without my family and Christmas sucks! The only way Christmas is fun is when you are with your family. I love California, I'm staying here with my new family (Nick). But I need to make it home so I can experience next Christmas with this little guy...